found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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