I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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