I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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