i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
