Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
