Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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