My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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