i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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