In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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