Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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