As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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