We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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