She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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