if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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