I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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