your thong is hanging out like whoa
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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