careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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