Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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