Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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