new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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