no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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