He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
