Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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