You smell like stripper and shame
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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