Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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