all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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