There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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