Already got asked if we're dating
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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