Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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