I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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