i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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