I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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