Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.