honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow