I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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