Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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