its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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