What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I will pee on everything he values.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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