I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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