remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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