why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I deserve this hangover.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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