sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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