I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize