oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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