Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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