I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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