somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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