Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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