how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm always down for nudity.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize