Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize