her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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