It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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