if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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