I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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