What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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