I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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