it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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